There are, um, many to choose from!.
After he sat down to look at the brand new netflix movie the satan all of the time. He knew robert pattinson become a part of the ensemble forged. He didn’t really understand. That he used to be in save for but some other totally unhinged and batshit performance.
Wherein he might tackle a personality so wildly one of a kind from his very own. That hee nearly wouldn’t recognize him. Even as watching, it befell to his that this guy puts on a unique accessory for almost every position.
And it looks as if something that maybe the directors aren’t even asking of him. But he just does for himself due to the fact he thinks it might be fun. He mean, what does his actual voice even sound like at this point? Who is aware of!
So he determined to take a little stock of all his accents and rank them. But permit’s be clear. He is not rating in terms of universal fine or accuracy. No, this is a ranking from his accents based totally on how an awful lot they confuse his sexually.
Due to the fact a number of them are so bizarre, so out-there, that they’re nearly…a activate? However we’ll get to those in a 2d. Let’s start with the least sexy.
Robert plays a man from queens who attempts to rob a financial institution along with his brother. It is going poorly. Robert’s queens accent, at the same time as an admirable attempt, is not lovely. He likely wasn’t trying to be lovable because that’s certainly now not the purpose of the man or woman, however either way, it’s final at the listing. My apologies to the complete borough of queens..
Here’s robert’s turn as an antique-timey lighthouse keeper! But simply imagine that voice, the equal one which seems like a new england pirate circa a hundred and fifty years ago, pronouncing some thing, anything, to you in bed. Nope.
